This won the AMC Cover Award for Best Celebrity Cover. It’s so rare that you find a magazine cover that’s this moving. Is it weird that I got a little teary? Because I got a little teary.
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What’s that, pile of dirty pajamas? You’re planning a hostile takeover of my closet?
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Bill Maher (via samreich)
This is essentially what I’ve learned in England. Half of Americans want to be England, and half of Americans would rather get shot with their own rifle collection.

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Haha!
This is pretty fantastic, though I think Biden would fit better as XP, no?

This weekend - Kat visits me from Scotland.
Next weekend - I visit Kat in Scotland.
The next weekend - I visit family in Sweden.
The next weekend - My parents visit me from Boca. We maybe go to Paris?
The next weekend - Sarah visits me from Prague. We go to Italy for a week.
Phew!
First thing I do when I wake up? Turn the wrong way and bang my head into the wall.
The next thing? Get lost when trying to find my first class ever here. Realize I was thinking of the wrong building…once I gave up and went back to my room. Just lovely.
And this is why Alec Baldwin won the Emmy. I miss 30 Rock!
30 Rock - Therapy, Jack Style (via huluDotCom)